Unicorns exist.
ask Twitter

starbusters:

greelin:

raccoons and their… little hands

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Originally posted by lilyluvsj

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flowerfae:

[chopped voice] so i look down at the basket and i’m immediately thinking i can’t cook,

(via slayr)

vndercontrol:
“I loved shooting in the wilderness with a fisheye
”

infj-fish:

Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.

(via doubledonkt)

zodiacbaby:

What does it mean if you’ve thought about a person every day since you met

(via lohanthony-deactivated20210629)

flowury:

lambpost:

flowury:

nothing felt as good as paying off your mortgage in animal crossing. fuck

imagine how paying off your mortgage in real life is gonna feel

nowhere near as good. Blocked

(via lohanthony-deactivated20210629)

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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